Wednesday, May 30, 2012

Surgery Block

Take 1
Student : Dr. what are we supposed to study for the credit test?
Dr. : Upper GI *and somemore things about upper GI*. He is very good at bla bla bla. Cholecystectomy bla bla bla.
Student : *I'm asking about what to study for credit test not what my doctor for today is good at*

Take 2
Dr (in scrub and mask on face) : who's your teacher?
Student 1 : I don't know. DrMilano said we can choose to go to either of 3 surgeries and someone is going to pick us up.
Dr : I asked who is your teacher
Student 1 and 2 : We don't know

Student 3 just came out of the filter room in about 0.000003 second
Dr : Who's your teacher? *like a bullet*
Student 3 : *startled and speechless*
Dr : Do you understand English?
Student 1 : *do we look like Czechs?*

Take 3
MissQuestion : So do you ask him what we should study for the credit?
MrCaffeine : He said there will be questions from general surgery, traumatology, vascular surgery
MissQuestion not listening anymore
MissQuestion : Why don't he say everything?
MrCaffeine : Oh yeah, he said there will be 8 questions from general surgery *cont with the statistic*

Obviously we should study everything. If you take a look at BASIC Surgery book withou even opening it, you'll understand what I mean.

1 comment:

  1. Lol that happens! Cranky doctors.
    Btw, nice name~
    (I fail to realise it was you until I visited your profile XD)

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